A secret

Yeah, It's a secret no more. I fancy this guy big time, but there are two alternate realities that won't allow me to be with him: He's got a girlfriend back home, or he's gay. What do you think? OF course adding the fact that I'm too smart, too popular, too fat, too ugly. Hmmm I wonder what it is that doesn't allow me to have a boyfriend?
Anywho. Peace and Love